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Don't worry, be happy  


This too shall pass


Life has its ups and downs


It will get better


Think positive


Don't make mountains out of mole hills


Dive right in


Just do it�


Take bite size projects, and finish them


Make a decision, and stick with it


Excuses are like belly buttons, everyone has one


Keep plugging away


Get it done


Stuff happens


�Don't sweat the small stuff


Criticism, like sewage, runs down hill


When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout


The 7 P's of planning - Preliminary prior planning prevents pitiful poor performance


Planning, like life, has its ups and downs


It will get better/It's got to get better/I hope it gets better


Don't make mountains out of mole hills


Publish or perish


What good does getting depressed do?  


The longest journey starts with a single step 


Keep plugging away



As you climb the stairway of life, remember and be thankful to the people who helped you.


Muddle through


Take bite size projects, and finish them


Make a decision, and stick with it


Avoid extra assignments


Excuses are like belly buttons, everyone has one


Stuff Happens


Don't sweat the small stuff


Let criticism roll off your back


Do what your boss tells you unless it is illegal or immoral


Criticism, like sewage, runs down hill


Keep off the sky line


Be firm, fair, friendly


Stop me, before I plan again
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Neologism Winners 

The Washington Post’s annual neologism contest winners
Author: Leon Della Bosca


Each year The Washington Post holds a neologism contest, where contestants are asked to make up new meanings for common words. The results are in – and they’re hilarious.
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
12. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
13. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
14. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand), the belief that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.


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Driving Skyline Drive - Shenandoah National Park (U.S. National Park ...


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Dec 8, 2017 - Inclement weather may necessitate closure of Skyline Drive at any time. Please call the park's recorded information line: (540) 999-3500, 1, ...

Skyline Drive Scenic Highway in Shenandoah National Park


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Skyline Drive is the scenic highway that takes you through Shenandoah National Park. Located just 75 miles from the hectic pace of Washington, D.C. you'll find ...
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Getting Here - Visit Skyline Drive in Shenandoah National Park


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Shenandoah National Park is located in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia just west of Washington, D.C. and stretches 105 miles from its northern entrance at Front Royal to its southern entrance near Waynesboro. ... There are four entrances into Shenandoah National Park and numerous ...


Skyline Drive - Wikipedia


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Skyline Drive is a 105-mile (169 km) road that runs the entire length of the National Park Service's Shenandoah National Park in the Blue Ridge Mountains of ...
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Skyline Drive Hotels | Shenandoah National Park VA


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Creating your ultimate Skyline Drive road trip vacation? Skyland is the best place to stay! In the heart of Shenandoah National Park & the Blue Ridge mountains, ...

Scenic Skyline Drive - Virginia Is For Lovers


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Virginia's Skyline Drive is a National Scenic Byway that runs 105 miles along the crest of the Blue Ridge Mountains starting in the north of the Shenandoah ...

Skyline Drive in Shenandoah National Park - Virginia Is For Lovers


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The historic 105-mile Skyline Drive, a National Scenic Byway, traverses Shenandoah National Park, a beautiful, historic national treasure.

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Skyline Drive Virginia | Blue Ridge Parkway - Roanoke, VA


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The Skyline Drive is one of the most scenic drives in Virginia. Find out more information and the differences between Skyline Drive and the Blue Ridge Parkway.

Skyline Drive - Shenandoah National Park - Visit Shenandoah


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Ride the sky and relax. Skyline Drive, a designated National Scenic Byway, covering 105 miles of meandering roadway with 75 breathtaking overlooks along the ...

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