Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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